A Toddler’s Rules For The Babysitter

First of all:


1: No looking at me until I give you the signal. If you saw the signal that means you were looking at me and already broke the first rule. Good job.

2: I don’t even really need you. I stay home by myself all the time. They just hired you in case I need to reach something high so don’t get proud. Technically you’re an intruder so I can call the police at anytime

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