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8 Brutally Honest Valentines From Toddlers



Happy (almost) Valentine’s Day! To celebrate, I broke all my toys. 

I’m the official ambassador for the following book:
Nobody Likes a Cockblock: The Children’s Book For Adults Who Aren’t Getting Any 

Excerpt:

The stars are out, it’s dark outside. 

I can see that there’s sleep inside of your eyes. 

Stay warm in your bed, on our door



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